Dining in Armageddon

Welcome to Armageddon.
Where people maybe returning to cannibalism.
They go to extremes to catch their prey,
Flattening them with clubs like steaks
Using absolutely no tenderizer.
What a waste,
To render a being helpless, maimed, damned near dead and dazed
And not even bother to eat him.
What is this world coming to? I'm not exactly sure where I am on the food chain.
I diet, I try to look boney and unappetizing...
Perhaps I'll attract a great lover
Rather than a hungry cannibal.
Perhaps I should allow my appetites to rule.
I could be the highest on the food chain.
Instead of beating my prey, I would seduce him properly
And I certainly wouldn't let a perfectly good man go to waste.
I'd prepare him to perfection
Adding aromatic hebs for an exotic taste.
It's hard to say exactly we're headin',
But please pass the salt when we meet in Armageddon.